I understand that Kelly has been busy hitting the studios, pitching his idea for a new reality TV show. Here’s the press release:
“Kevin Dubrow’s Island is a cutting edge reality show modeled after such proven hits as ‘Survivor’ and ‘Temptation Island.’ Contestants spend the duration of the show living on an island, but not just any island, Kevin Dubrow’s Island. What is valued here is not strength, intelligence or endurance, rather, it is knowledge of all thing Quiet Riot, but only the first two albums, the ones with Kelly Garni on them, the ones without any hits. In this magical place, Kevin Dubrow is revered as a God, and Kelly Garni is King. His word is law.”
I don’t know. That sounds like a pretty boring show to me.
