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This from our eloquent friend in Virginia:

“The family of Kevin was correct to keep you away from the funeral, they knew you’d be wiping away tears with one hand & selling & autographing the funeral program with the other & your finger would be on auto-dial to the local TV & radio stations, to come & film the whole thing!”

Kevin’s death is the second best thing that every happened to you, Kelly!

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Thank you to Butch from Virginia for bringing the following to our attention. Apparentely, Kelly was “asked” (read: begged) to play a Quiet Riot song (that he never played on in the first place) in a band’s gig in Vegas. Here’s his account of his “reluctant” response:

“When I heard that I said NO! Not because I was nervous about going on stage or anything like that, I said no because of some, if not all of the flak, I caught after Kevin’s death by some who thought that, by coming on here and telling all of you the circumstances of his death and letting you all know what was going on, which was picked up by AP and UPI and put me on like a million websites, that I was trying to somehow profit from his death. I did this because I can tell you, this board was important and the people on it, were important to me and Kevin. And I felt you had a right to know. We’d both been here for quite a while, so I felt it right to tell it to all of you from the horses mouth. I felt, you had a right to know what was going on. I’m a wedding photographer in a little tiny town, I don’t want to be famous, I’m not trying to be a rock star. I’m way too old! So me, going on stage in some little club could be construed by some to appear as though that is exactly what I’m trying to do. I have in fact been very low profile on here for one thing, and I had even planned on NOT going to anymore Randy memorials, no more interviews, nothing. I was done with it all because of all the painful things that happened with Kevins passing. Don’t ask me. I resolved to have no more to say or do with any of it. And now this guy wants me to go up on stage and play a QR song? Not to mention a recent VERY painful event which has just occured to me as a result of being “whoever the hell I am”. NO! NO! NO! I ain’t doing it! Well, I’ve slowly, very slowly been changing my stance on all this. I absolutley loved Randy, and it was always so nice to always talk to his fans, and I decided I would miss that. But still. I wasn’t going to go up and play that song!

Well, he did. And now he’s selling a bunch of Randy and Kevin memorabilia!

Nice work taking the high road, Kelly!

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It’s a good day when you can contribute something positive to your community. It’s a great day when you can block something negative from affecting the whole world!

And that is what we have done here. We have shut Kelly Garni up!

Despite the breaking news revealing the cause of Kevin Dubrow’s death, Kelly has MIRACULOUSLY remained silent.

I think this Internet thing might work after all.

Take a bow, folks. We did it.

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Miracles do happen!

Since my open challenge to Kelly Garni, he has finally shut that big old lying mouth of his! No new posts, no new interviews, nothing that says “everybody look at meeeee!!!”.

Good boy, Kelly. Trust me, you were only embarrassing yourself. (Well, to be honest, it was pretty embarrassing to read your crap, you know, ya sort of cringe when you read something so transparently self-involved…)

My sources on Blabbermouth and a to-remain-unnamed Randy Rhoads site tell me that Kelly obsessively reads EVERYTHING that is written about him, including this site, and is terrified by the negative feelings that are building against him.

Well, you’re on the right track, Kelly. Just keep your big mouth shut!!!!

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Two words, Mr. Garni: Walk” and “Away.”

Now is the time to quit your campaign of self-promotion linked to Kevin Dubrow’s death. By walking away now, you can take some pride in what you have accomplished.

At this point in time, you can easily convince yourself of the following:

Your statements got picked up by the Associated Press and you got a lot of national news coverage.

You got a chance to cry on a local news program.

You were able to live out the fantasy that you and Kevin were as close as brothers.

Quit while you are ahead. At this point, you can ignore the facts that:

Kevin’s family didn’t want you at the funeral.

In some of the press, you were even called “Quiet Riot’s Bassist” and we all know what a joke that is.

Your core fan-base remains 20 losers who regularly comment about the color of the knobs on Randy Rhoads flying V, and post pictures of themselves in places Randy Rhoads visited.

This post illustrates that there is at least one jerk out there that completely sees through your crap.

Walk away. Move on.

And have a great life. (I just don’t want to have to read about it anymore, okay?)

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