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Thank you to Butch from Virginia for bringing the following to our attention. Apparentely, Kelly was “asked” (read: begged) to play a Quiet Riot song (that he never played on in the first place) in a band’s gig in Vegas. Here’s his account of his “reluctant” response:

“When I heard that I said NO! Not because I was nervous about going on stage or anything like that, I said no because of some, if not all of the flak, I caught after Kevin’s death by some who thought that, by coming on here and telling all of you the circumstances of his death and letting you all know what was going on, which was picked up by AP and UPI and put me on like a million websites, that I was trying to somehow profit from his death. I did this because I can tell you, this board was important and the people on it, were important to me and Kevin. And I felt you had a right to know. We’d both been here for quite a while, so I felt it right to tell it to all of you from the horses mouth. I felt, you had a right to know what was going on. I’m a wedding photographer in a little tiny town, I don’t want to be famous, I’m not trying to be a rock star. I’m way too old! So me, going on stage in some little club could be construed by some to appear as though that is exactly what I’m trying to do. I have in fact been very low profile on here for one thing, and I had even planned on NOT going to anymore Randy memorials, no more interviews, nothing. I was done with it all because of all the painful things that happened with Kevins passing. Don’t ask me. I resolved to have no more to say or do with any of it. And now this guy wants me to go up on stage and play a QR song? Not to mention a recent VERY painful event which has just occured to me as a result of being “whoever the hell I am”. NO! NO! NO! I ain’t doing it! Well, I’ve slowly, very slowly been changing my stance on all this. I absolutley loved Randy, and it was always so nice to always talk to his fans, and I decided I would miss that. But still. I wasn’t going to go up and play that song!

Well, he did. And now he’s selling a bunch of Randy and Kevin memorabilia!

Nice work taking the high road, Kelly!

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I understand that Kelly has been busy hitting the studios, pitching his idea for a new reality TV show.  Here’s the press release:

Kevin Dubrow’s Island is a cutting edge reality show modeled after such proven hits as ‘Survivor’ and ‘Temptation Island.’  Contestants spend the duration of the show living on an island, but not just any island, Kevin Dubrow’s Island.   What is valued here is not strength, intelligence or endurance, rather, it is knowledge of all thing Quiet Riot, but only the first two albums, the ones with Kelly Garni on them, the ones without any hits.  In this magical place, Kevin Dubrow is revered as a God, and Kelly Garni is King.  His word is law.”

I don’t know.  That sounds like a pretty boring show to me.

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[REPORT OF ACTION TAKEN IN CLOSED SESSION

TUESDAY, MARCH 30, 2004]

…Picking up on hour 2…. SUP. YAROSLAVSKY: THAT’S ALL I HAVE, MADAM CHAIR.

SUP. MOLINA: OKAY. THANK YOU, MR. YAROSLAVSKY. SUPERVISOR ANTONOVICH?

SUP. ANTONOVICH: I’D LIKE TO MOVE THAT WE ADJOURN IN THE FOLLOWING MEMORY. HENRY “HARRY” PETERSON, WHO OWNED DINAH’S FRIED CHICKEN SINCE 1967 IN GLENDALE, PASSED AWAY AT THE AGE OF 94. MORGAN ADAMS, WHO WAS A DIRECT DESCENDANT OF OUR NATION’S SECOND AND SIXTH PRESIDENT, JOHN ADAMS AND JOHN QUINCY ADAMS. HE WAS THE INDIVIDUAL WHO DEVELOPED THE FIRST SKI LIFTS AT MOUNT BALDY, OFFICE BUILDINGS ALONG WILSHIRE BOULEVARD AND THOSE OFFICE BUILDINGS ALONG WILSHIRE BOULEVARD. HE DIED MARCH 26TH AT AGE 88. HE WAS A VETERAN OF WORLD WAR II, SERVED IN THE UNITED STATES NAVY, AND HE DEVOTED HIS TIME TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF SKI DEVELOPMENT. HE’S SURVIVED BY HIS TWO CHILDREN, SIX STEPCHILDREN. JAN BERRY, WHO HAD ALREADY BEEN MOVED BY SUPERVISOR YAROSLAVSKY. HE WAS QUITE INVOLVED IN THE SOUND OF THE MUSIC THAT HAD– WHICH WORKED VERY CLOSELY WITH BRIAN WILSON OF THE BEACH BOYS. JEROME JERRY JACOBSEN, WHO WAS A CAPTAIN, RETIRED, FROM THE LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT. HE RETIRED AT– AND HE PASSED AWAY AT THE AGE OF 70. LOIS LIOTTA, A FORMER LIBRARIAN FOR HOOVER HIGH SCHOOL IN GLENDALE WHO PASSED AWAY AT THE AGE OF 80. MARY JANE MCCULLEY, LONG-TIME ANTELOPE VALLEY RESIDENT FROM LANCASTER. AND VICTOR CARTER HAS ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT IN BY SUPERVISOR YAROSLAVSKY. SO I MOVE THAT WE ADJOURN IN MEMORY OF THOSE INDIVIDUALS.

SUP. MOLINA: SO ORDERED ON THOSE ADJOURNMENTS.

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It’s a good day when you can contribute something positive to your community. It’s a great day when you can block something negative from affecting the whole world!

And that is what we have done here. We have shut Kelly Garni up!

Despite the breaking news revealing the cause of Kevin Dubrow’s death, Kelly has MIRACULOUSLY remained silent.

I think this Internet thing might work after all.

Take a bow, folks. We did it.

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Miracles do happen!

Since my open challenge to Kelly Garni, he has finally shut that big old lying mouth of his! No new posts, no new interviews, nothing that says “everybody look at meeeee!!!”.

Good boy, Kelly. Trust me, you were only embarrassing yourself. (Well, to be honest, it was pretty embarrassing to read your crap, you know, ya sort of cringe when you read something so transparently self-involved…)

My sources on Blabbermouth and a to-remain-unnamed Randy Rhoads site tell me that Kelly obsessively reads EVERYTHING that is written about him, including this site, and is terrified by the negative feelings that are building against him.

Well, you’re on the right track, Kelly. Just keep your big mouth shut!!!!

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